Services that I don’t provide
TL;DR — if it sounds shady, chances are I can’t help you with that.
Verifying your account?
Recovering your account?
Hacking into your ex-girlfriend’s account?
Swapping someone’s username?
Tricking my friends in tech into doing any of these for you?
Is this a reverse psychology?
Am I being serious?
Have these questions been asked for too many times?
Dark Mode?
Am I a Facebook employee?
I can’t believe I have to create this page...

For other questions, here are my contacts :)